You might be a programmer if...
...when you see a penguin, it makes you think of Linux.
...your computer has more megabytes of RAM than your car has horsepower.
...you select a house or apartment by evaluating the wiring.
...you don't think wearing tennis shoes with a suit is strange.
...you're the highest-paid but worst-dressed person in the office.
...you've spent more time in front of a computer screen than a television screen.
...your PC's monitor is bigger than your television screen.
...you keep in touch with dozens of people, but have not sent a personal letter
via the post office in years.
